Some things
I can’t let go
Welcome to the vault that no one asked for, full of archived projects, one-off illustrations, and complete failures.
Gallery of Failed Pitches
Illustrations & Textures
What People Are Saying:
“I’m really impressed with the quality of work, you seem like a nice guy.”
Coffee shop dude who I was showing my website to
“I love everything about you. If I could I would marry you again.”
My wife
“Can you please scoot over? This seat is reserved for the elderly and pregnant women.”
Bus Lady
